Anyone Got Dubya's Private Number?

I see that yet another hurricane looks to be heading for North Carolina. After all, it doesn't look like anyone in the adminstration is bothering him with such unimportant-type information so maybe someone who cares needs to give him a clue.

It's called Ophelia. So far it doesn't look like much and the local governor is telling the tourists to hit the road. But then again, this might hurt another of the Bush Administration's Most Precious Industries - tobacco! I can see it now - packs of cigarrettes going to $10 a piece as the whole harvest is washed away downriver.

The time is NOW to prepare for the storm! Our fearful leaders need to put together a plan so that when the storm hits people will immediately be on the ground to assess the damage and figure out what help is needed. Oh yeah, then the important part, get folks moving within 12 hours of the storms passing and figure out a way to let the affected people know that help is on the way so they don't start panicking.

Seems pretty simple to me, but the real question seems to be: is our government up to the task?